The Person I Miss Most Is The

If You Can't Get Rid Of The Skeleton In Your Closet, You'd Best Teach It To Dance.

Now Of All The Idealist Abominations That Make Society Pestiferous I Doubt If There Be Any So Mean As That Of Forcing Self-sacrifice On A Woman Under The Pretense That She Likes It.

If Women Were As Fastidious As Men, Morally Or Physically, There Would Be An End Of The Race.

My Father Must Have Had Some Elementary Education For He Could Read And Write And Keep Accounts Inaccurately

Remember That I Too Am Mortal.