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I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means It's Dirty.

I Like It When You Reach Into A Vending Machine To Grab Your Candy Bar, And That Flap Goes Up To Block You From Reaching Up? That's A Good Invention. Before That, It Was Hard Times For The Vending Machine Owners. "yeah, What Candy Bar Are You Getting?" "that One, And Every One On The Bottom Row!"

I Want To Get A Job Naming Kitchen Appliances. That Seems Easy; Refrigerator, Toaster, Blender. You Just Say What The Thing Does And Add "er".

I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer. Yeah, I Remember That... Day.