Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?

As A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelin' Man, I Have Chalked Up Many A Mile. Read Dozens Of Books About Heroes And Crooks, And I Learned Much From Both Of Their Styles.

If We Weren't All Crazy, We'd Just Go Insane.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

I'm A Big Follower And Reactor To Weather.