Why Does Man Kill? He Kills For

I Don't Believe In The After Life, Although I Am Bringing A Change Of Underwear.

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take A Bath, She Sinks My Boats.

I Asked The Girl If She Could Bring A Sister For Me. She Did. Sister Maria Teresa. It Was A Very Slow Evening. We Discussed The New Testament. We Agreed That He Was Very Well Adjusted For An Only Child.

I Said This To My Daughter, If You Don't Practice The Guitar, When You Get Older You Wouldn't Be Able To Play It. It's That Simple. If You Want To Play The Guitar, You Put A Half Hour In Everyday, But You Have To Do It.