I Loathed Every Day And Regret Every

What If Nothing Exists And We're All In Somebody's Dream? Or What's Worse, What If Only That Fat Guy In The Third Row Exists?

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.

I Believe People Ought To Mate For Life...like Pigeons Or Catholics.

Comedians Have A Tendency To Have A Limited Range, They Tend To Do One Thing And Do It Very Well, But It's Limited.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.