Why Do I Hate People? Who Else

I Don't Mind Being Regarded As Perverted And Unnatural, But I Would Die If People Thought I Was A Democrat.

The American Woman's Concept Of Marriage Is A Clearly Etched Picture Of Something Uninflated On The Floor. A Sleeping-bag Withoutair, A Beanbag Without Beans, A Padded Bra Without Pads. To Work On It, You Start Pumping--what The Magazines Call "breathing Life Into Your Marriage." Do Enough Of This And The Marriage Becomes A Kind Of Banquo's Ghost, A Quasi-living Entity.

Affirmative Action Was Designed Originally For "women And Other Minorities" But The Phrase Has Become Just Another Tortured Euphemism. Female Conscientiousness And Eagerness To Please Have Always Made Women Good Students And Natural Test Takers. Jews Have Gloried In Scholarship Throughout The Ages, And Asians Of Both Sexes Score So High On Sats And Iq Tests That They Regard Affirmative Action As An Impediment. Affirmative Action Really Means Favoritism For Blacks For The Sake Of Racial Peace, But The Favor Is Pure Chimera, And So, Increasingly, Is The Peace.

Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged Judgmental.

Wit Goes For The Jugular, Not The Jocular, And It's The Opposite Of Football; Instead Of Building Character, It Tears It Down.