Why Did God Make So Many Dumb

Why Did God Make So Many Dumb Fools And Democrats?

Believe It Or Not, Bananas Do Contain A Small Quantity Of Musa Sapientum Bananadine, Which Is A Mild, Short-lasting Psychedelic.

A Revolution Was Never Fought, Throughout History, For Ideals. Revolutions Were Fought For Much More Concrete Things: Food, Clothes, Housing, And To Relieve Intolerable Oppression. … I Know Of No One, Outside Of Patrick Henry, Willing To Die For An Abstraction.

My Friends Have Stood By Me Marvelously In The Ups And Downs Of My Career. I Don't Believe There Is Anything More Worthwhile In Life Than Friendship. Friendship Is A Far Better Thing Than Love, As It Is Commonly Accepted.

Cultivate Solitude And Quiet And A Few Sincere Friends, Rather Than Mob Merriment, Noise And Thousands Of Nodding Acquaintances.