Why Can't The English Teach Their Children

I'm Getting Married In The Morning! / Ding Dong! The Bells Are Gonna Chime. / Pull Out The Stopper! Let's Have A Whopper! / But Get Me To The Church On Time!.

Stay Close To The Young... And A Little Rubs Off.

The Female Sex Has No Greater Fan Than I, And I Have The Bills To Prove It.

Back Home Everyone Said I Didn't Have Any Talent. They Might Be Saying The Same Thing Over Here, But It Sounds Better In French.

Coughing In The Theater Is Not A Respiratory Ailment. It Is A Criticism.