There's A Smile On My Face For

There Even Are Places Where English Completely Disappears. In America, They Haven't Used It For Years! Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

There's A Smile On My Face For The Whole Human Race.

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man?

Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

Youth Has Many Glories, But Judgement Is Not One Of Them, And No Amount Of Electronic Amplification Can Turn A Belch Into An Aria.