Who's Happy These Days?

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

Who's Happy These Days?

Eisenhower Was My War Hero And The President I Admire And Respect Most

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?