Who's Happy These Days?

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

I've Made A Wonderful Living Playing That Theatrical Character - The Professional Brassy Dame

Of My Four Marriages, The One To Bob Levitt Is The Only One I Don't Regret

My Father Taught Me To Read Music And Play The Piano-but Not Well, Even Though People Have Said That I'm A Natural Musician

I Wouldn't Change One Thing About My Professional Life, And I Make It A Point Not To Dwell On My Mistakes