Whom Drink Made Wits, Though Nature Made

By Different Methods Different Men Excel, But Where Is He Who Can Do All Things Well?

A Joke's A Very Serious Thing.

The Surest Way To Health, Say What They Will, Is Never To Suppose We Shall Be Ill; Most Of The Ills Which We Poor Mortals Know From Doctors And Imagination Flow.

The Best Things Carried To Excess Are Wrong.

Who To Patch Up His Fame, Or Fill His Purse, Still Pilfers Wretched Plans, And Makes Them Worse; Like Gypsies, Lest The Stolen Brat Be Known, Defacing First, Then Claiming For His Own.