Nor Waste Their Sweetness In The Desert

Most Of Those Evils We Poor Mortals Know From Doctors And Imagination Flow.

A Joke's A Very Serious Thing.

Keep Up Appearances; There Lies The Test. The World Will Give Thee Credit For The Rest.

Truth! Why Shall Every Wretch Of Letters Dare To Speak Truth Against His Betters! Let Ragged Virtue Stand Aloof, Nor Mutter Accents Of Reproof; Let Ragged Wit A Mute Become, When Wealth And Power Would Have Her Dumb.

Great Use They Have, When In The Hands Of One Like Me, Who Understands, Who Understands The Time And Place, The Person, Manner, And The Grace, Which Fools Neglect; So That We Find, If All The Requisites Are Join'd, From Whence A Perfect Joke Must Spring, A Joke's A Very Serious Thing.