Whoever Is My Relative, I Will Not

I Can Never Do Nothing In This House!

I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

Max: What's A Period? George: It's A Bullet We Dodge, Go Get Ready.

No Angie, It's Instant. Like When Someone Trips In The Cafeteria And You're Laughing So Hard Milk Comes Out Of Your Nose, The Guy Next To You Is Laughing So Hard He Accidentally Farts. Boom! Friends For Life!

At The Factory, I Deal With Ex-cons, Substance Abusers, And Sexual Harassers. And I'm Not Just Talking About My Mom.