Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much,

When You Retire, It's A Place In Life, A Part Of The Journey. You Just Don't Quit Work; You Develop An Attitude Where You Can Do What You Please

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.

Sinclair Lewis Was Asked One Time To Give A Talk To Class Of Students About Writing. When He Got There He Asked The Class, Do You People Want To Be Writers?and They All Said Yes. Then Lewis Said, Why The Hell Aren't You At Home Writing?

Old Dogs Care About You, Even When You Make Mistakes.

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.