Me And Jesus Got Our Own Thing

The First Time With Artistic Endeavors Is, If It's Working, It Was Your Idea, And If It's Not, It's Somebody Else's Idea.

The First Guy Who Came Up With The Concept Of Religion Was Sitting Out Under A Tree. I'm Sure Of That.

I Had The Notion That I Wanted To Write The Great Dirty American Novel, So I Went To Roanoke College On The Gi Bill.

It's Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whiskey And More Money.

I Never Hid Out. I Was Never Big Enough A Star.