Never Try To Outstubborn A Cat.

The Saddest Thing About Ephemerals Was That Their Little Lives Rarely Held Time Enough For Love.

A Man Who Marries At My Age Isn't Taking A Wife, He's Indenturing A Nurse.

Man Is Not A Rational Animal, He Is A Rationalizing Animal.

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured. Stupidity Is The Only Universal Capital Crime; The Sentence Is Death. There Is No Appeal, And Execution Is Carried Out Automatically And Without Pity.

Love Is What Still Goes On When You're Not Horny.