Never Try To Outstubborn A Cat.

Sin Is Cruelty And Injustice, All Else Is Peccadillo. Oh, A Sense Of Sin Comes From Violating The Customs Of Your Tribe. But Breaking Custom Is Not Sin Even When It Feels So; Sin Is Wronging Another Person.

Most People Who Sneer At Technology Would Starve To Death If The Engineering Infrastructure Were Removed.

It Was Better To Live With Disappointment And Frustration Than To Live Without Hope.

A Committee Is The Only Known Form Of Life With A Hundred Bellies And No Brain.

Widows Are Far Better Than Brides. They Don't Tell, They Won't Yell, They Don't Swell, They Rarely Smell, And They're Grateful As Hell.