Where Do We Get Our Values From?

When He Got Loaded, The Human Cannonball Knew There Were Not Many Men Of His Caliber.

Scratch Any Cynic And You Will Find A Disappointed Idealist.

This Is A Lttle Prayer Dedicated To The Separation Of Church And State. I Guess If They Are Going To Force Those Kids To Pray In Schools They Might As Well Have A Nice Prayer Like This: Our Father Who Art In Heaven, And To The Republic For Which It Stands, Thy Kingdom Come, One Nation Indivisible As In Heaven, Give Us This Day As We Forgive Those Who So Proudly We Hail. Crown Thy Good Into Temptation But Deliver Us From The Twilight's Last Gleaming. Amen And Awomen.

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So? God? Hey, If You Read History, You Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death.

I'll Bet There Aren't Too Many People Hooked On Crack Who Can Play The Bagpipes.