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If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

Capitalism Tries For A Delicate Balance: It Attempts To Work Things Out So That Everyone Gets Just Enough Stuff To Keep Them From Getting Violent And Trying To Take Other People’s Stuff.

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

Always Do Whatever's Next.