I Do Something About The Weather. I

I Don't Like To Think Of Laws As Rules You Have To Follow, But More As Suggestions.

Instead Of Thinking About The Sex, I'd Always Think About The Clap And The Crabs Those People Have.

I Have This Real Moron Thing I Do? It's Called Thinking.

I Don't Understand Why Prostitution Is Illegal, Selling Is Legal, F***ing Is Legal. So Why Isn't It Legal To Sell F***ing? Why Should It Be Illegal To Sell Something That's Legal To Give Away?

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.