Whenever I'm On My Computer, I Don't

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

I Am Completely Attracted To The Idea Of Simplicity, Or At Least Removing Things That Seem Unnecessary When Trying To Get An Idea Out There.

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.