When You've Finished Using A Car, Put

I’d Like To Consider Ferrari As A Scaled Down Version Of God.

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.

Unlike Furious Thin-lipped Feminists, I Tend Not To Draw Distinctions Between Men And Women, Apart From In Bed Where You Really Do Need To Spot The Difference.

No, No, No. There's No Such Thing As Cheap And Cheerful. It's Cheap And Nasty & Expensive And Cheerful.

Now We Get Quite A Lot Of Complaints That We Don't Feature Enough Affordable Cars On The Show So We'll Kick Off Tonight With The Cheapest Ferrari Of Them All!