When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do

I Didn’t Have A Clue What Love Was About Until I Met Sharon.

I Can't Change The Past, But I Can Try To Make A Better Future For Me.

People Think I'm Crazy, But I'm In Demand.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When The Sh-t Hits The Fan.