When You're Miserable, You Don't Want Anyone

I Love My Cats More Than I Love Most People. Probably More Than Is Healthy.

Everyone On The Bus Can Laugh At Me, And I'll Be Like, 'screw You Guys: I Look Good!'

When I Was In High School, I Listened To A Lot Of Death Metal Bands.

Don't Be Afraid Of The Shadows, It Only Means There's A Light Nearby.

A Fan Once Asked If He Could Have A Piece Of My Hair For Voodoo. I Said No, So He Hugged Me And Plucked Out A Couple Of Hairs And Ran Off.