When You're Dead, You're Dead. That's It.

Careful Grooming May Take Twenty Years Off A Woman's Age, But You Can't Fool A Flight Of Stairs.

I Was Raised Almost Entirely On Turnips And Potatoes, But I Think That The Turnips Had More To Do With The Effect Than The Potatoes.

Until They Come To See Us From Their Planet, I Wait Patiently. I Hear Them Saying: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You.

For Women, Beauty Is More Important Than The Mind, Because The Man Is Easier To Watch Than To Think.

Your Daughter Is Your Child For Life.