Habit: Often Mistaken For Love.

Most Women Set Out To Try To Change A Man, And When They Have Changed Him They Do Not Like Him.

...it Gives You The Impression That Every Day Is Sunday.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

Where Have All The Flowers Gone

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.