I Have A Child And I've Made

Timing: The Alpha And Omega Of Aerialists, Jugglers, Actors, Diplomats, Publicists, Generals, Prizefighters, Revolutionists, Financiers, Dictators, Lovers.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.

A King, Realizing His Incompetence, Can Either Delegate Or Abdicate His Duties. A Father Can Do Neither. If Only Sons Could See The Paradox, They Would Understand The Dilemma.

On Teasing : Teach Your Teen-age Daughters Not To Tease Boys Into Physical Desire. You Might Save Their Lives.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.