When You're Around People, Act Like You

Boys Are Slobs... One Reason Is That Mothers Let Them Get Away With It. Mothers Are Notorious For Spoiling Male Children.

When You're The Victim Of The Behavior, It's Black And White; When You're The Perpetrator, There Are A Million Shades Of Gray.

If You're A Liberal, Anything You Say Is Protected. If You're A Conservative, Anything You Say Is Hateful.

There Is Seemingly No Biological Benefit To Acting With Conscience; If There Were, Only Moral Individuals Would Survive And Procreate. Sadly, We Know That's Not True. The Benefit Of Conscience Is That You Won't Suffer Guilt (private) Or Shame (public), And That By Your Own Self-imposed Definition, You Are A Moral Human, A Special Kind Of Animal Who Takes Unique Pride In Elevating Him/herself Above The Termites.

Decent Responsible Parents Are A Royal Pain- That's How You Know When You Have Them [such Parents].