Principles Don't Mean Anything Until They Cost

If You're A Liberal, Anything You Say Is Protected. If You're A Conservative, Anything You Say Is Hateful.

People From The Most Horrendous Of Childhoods Can Have Good Lives, But It Comes Down To A Very Seemingly Simple Word. 'choice.'

Unless I Have Hallucinated, I Have Never Made An Anti-gay Commentary, I Have Made Anti-gay-activist-agenda Commentaries.

Men Are Very Easy To Get Along With- They Just Want To Come Home To Something Pleasant.

If You Can't Handle The Baggage, You'll Have To Get Out Of The Baggage Room.