When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself,

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

I Cannot Tell A Joke. But I Can Do A Situation, That It Becomes A Joke.

I Can Sit All Day In A Comfortable Chair And Watch Ball Games, But I Don't Need A Blanket.