When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth,

I Rented A Car. I Didn't Really Need One, I Just Wanted To Make One Less Available. I Wanted One Businessman On The Bus With No Car.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall.

Well, I Was Lost But Now I Live Here! I Have Severely Improved My Predicament!

Stand-up Is An Art But Since It's Humor And It's Funny - A Lot Of Guys That Don't Think It's Art Are Probably Coming From The Angle That They Don't Want To Take It So Seriously. I've Always Looked At It As An Art But I Don't Look At It As A Pretentious Art. I Understand It Has To Be Taken Lightly Because It Is Just Comedy In The End, But The Good Stand-up Comics Are Someone With Something To Say.

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.