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If I Were Gay, Life Would Be A Lot Simpler. I'm Kind Of Annoyed That I'm Not.

Anyone Who's 71 Years Old Would Look Ridiculous Singing Rock.

Prancing Around On Stage Is Not The Entire Purpose Of My Life.

Man Is The Only Animal That Knows He's Going To Die, So We Invent A Heaven To Keep From Going Crazy. Most People Are Hypnotized By Organized Religion From Childhood.

People Say Altamont Was The End Of The 60s. It Was Unfortunate, But At The Time We Didnt Think Of It As Signaling Anything. The Fact That Nobody Got Killed At Woodstock Is Amazing Because That Was Half A Million People. We Only Had 300,000 At Altamont.