When You Have Two People, Separate Beings,

I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen Years Older, So I Will Always Be A Trophy Wife For Him.

Almost Everything I Say, No Matter How Innocent My Intentions Are, Seems To Get Sort Of Manipulated And Sensationalized And Turned Into Some Ridiculous News Story.

I Think You Accidentally Learn Things In High School That Turn Out To Be Life Lessons When You Are Able To Step Back A Bit And Study Them In More Depth.

If You're Billed As A Comedian, People Will Accept Anything You Say As Light-hearted And Not With Intent Behind It.

I Feel Like If You Are With Someone Through The Process Of Pregnancy And Delivery, If Nothing Else, There Is Such An Incredible Amount Of Respect That Would Lead Into Some Sort Of Love In One Way Or Another.