I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

I Can Cook, But I Also Want Everything To Look Beautiful On The Plate - Then I Get Upset When People Eat It. Everyone Just Tears Through It, And That Makes Me Sad. It's Not A Rewarding Experience For Me To Cook.

I'm Very Domestic, And I Think That Keeps Me Sane. My Personal Relationships Keep Me Grounded.

When You Become A Celebrity, The World Owns You And Your Image.