I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen

All Women In Hollywood Are Known As Sex Symbols.

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

All Humans Are Born With The Ability To Be Attracted To Both Sexes.

I Would Really Love To Go On An Archaeological Dig.

I Always Bring Cash For Tips, And I Never Give Less Than $20. I Used To Work In A Smoothie Shop, So I Know The Value Of A Tip.