I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.

Because Everyone Is Someone's Child, Every Woman Seems Like Someone's Mother.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

I'd Really Like To Have A Family At Some Point. Not That I'm Not Focused On My Career - Of Course I Am... And If A Great Project Comes My Way, Then Of Course I'll Take It. But I'm Not Actively Out Seeking Something Specific.

I Believe That Every Interaction Is An Act Of Fate In Some Way, That We're Meant To Interact With Them, And It's Our Job To Flesh That Out And Experience It To The Fullest And Learn The Lessons We're Meant To.