When You Have Nothing To Say, Sing

I Have Noticed That Agencies Which Are Full Of Fun And Ferment Seem To Create The Best Advertising. If You Are Not Happy In Advertising, For Goodness Sake Find A Job In Which You Would Be Happy. For As Far As I Know, We Pass This Way Only Once

Can Advertising Foist An Inferior Product On The Consumer? Bitter Experience Has Taught Me That It Cannot. On Those Rare Occasions When I Have Advertised Products Which Consumer Tests Have Found Inferior To Other Products In The Same Field, The Results Have Been Disastrous.

Our Offices Must Always Be Headed By The Kind Of Men Who Command Respect. Not Phonies, Zeros Or Bastards.

I Don't Know The Rules Of Grammar... If You're Trying To Persuade People To Do Something, Or Buy Something, It Seems To Me You Should Use Their Language, The Language They Use Every Day, The Language In Which They Think. We Try To Write In The Vernacular.

Some Manufacturers Illustrate Their Advertisements With Abstract Paintings. I Would Only Do This If I Wished To Conceal From The Reader What I Was Advertising.