When You Get Arrested It's In Big

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

Well, When I Went Off To College, The Guys I Used To Hang With Were Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Today They're Still Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Guess The Democrats Didn't Do Much For Them.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.