If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.

It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

When I Speak To Kids I Tell Them, 'hey, You Think Your Parents Are A Pain In The Ass Now, But They're Going To Get Smarter As You Get Older.'

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.