When You Fall In Love You Recognise

When I First Became Famous In The United Kingdom It Was Helpful Because It Meant There Wasn't A Spite Of 'this Bloke's A Drug Addict,' 'this Bloke F**ks All These Women' Because I Was Just Making Jokes About All Those Things Already, So It Made Me Some Kind Of Incorruptible Indefatigable, Indestructible Force.

Say I Feel All Sad And Self-indulgent, Then Get Stung By A Wasp, My Misery Feels Quite Abstract And I Long Just To Be In Spiritual Pain Once More - 'damn You Tiny Assassin, Clad In Yellow And Black, How I Crave My Former Innocence Where Melancholy Was My Only Trial'.

See All These Buildings, Russell? All These Buildings Were Once A Drawing On A Piece Of Paper, And Before That They Were An Idea In Someone’s Head. Any Idea That You Have, You Can Make Manifest.

Im Happy To Be A Part Of The Conversation, If More Young People Are Talking About Fracking Instead Of Twerking Were Heading In The Right Direction. The People That Govern Us Dont Want An Active Population Who Are Politically Engaged, They Want Passive Consumers Distracted By The Spectacle Of Which I Accept I Am A Part.

I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.