As A Performer, I'm Very, Very Confident

On Respect For The Queen: When I Lick A Stamp I Always Do It With My Eyes Closed.

All We Can Do Is Adapt The Way We View This Condition, Not As A Crime Or A Romantic Affectation But As A Disease That Will Kill. We Need To Review The Way Society Treats Addicts, Not As Criminals But As Sick People In Need Of Care.

Say I Feel All Sad And Self-indulgent, Then Get Stung By A Wasp, My Misery Feels Quite Abstract And I Long Just To Be In Spiritual Pain Once More - 'damn You Tiny Assassin, Clad In Yellow And Black, How I Crave My Former Innocence Where Melancholy Was My Only Trial'.

I Don't See Why Someone Should Lose Their Life Just So You Can Have A Snack.

Life Is Not A Theme Park, And If It Is, The Theme Is Death.