When You Die At 72, No Matter

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.

If You Want To Prevent Abortions, You Make Sure Everyone Has Health Care, A High School Education And Birth Control. Not The Exact Opposite.

You Got A Gun, You Don't Have To Work Out.

That's All We Had When I Was A Kid: Robitussin. No Matter What You Got, Robitussin Better Handle It. "daddy, I Got Asthma." "robitussin." "i Got Cancer." "robitussin." "i Broke My Leg." Daddy Poured Robitussin On It. "yeah, Boy, Let That 'tussin Get In There. Yeah, Boy, Let That 'tussin Get On Down To The Bone. The 'tussin Ought To Straighten Out The Bone."

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.