When You Are Too Old To Play

The Thing That Impresses Me Most About America Is The Way Parents Obey Their Children.

I Like Going There For Golf. America Is One Vast Golf Course Today.

I Wanted To Be An Up-to-date King. But I Didn't Have Much Time.

I Have Found It Impossible To Carry The Heavy Burden Of Responsibility.

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.