When You Are Too Old To Play

When You Are Too Old To Play Golf, You Had Better Die.

You All Know The Reasons Which Have Impelled Me To Renounce The Throne. But I Want You To Understand That In Making Up My Mind I Did Not Forget The Country Or The Empire, Which, As Prince Of Wales And Lately As King, I Have For Twenty-five Years Tried To Serve.

A Boy Is Holding A Girl So Very Tight In His Arms Tonight.

I Wanted To Be An Up-to-date King. But I Didn't Have Much Time.

Perhaps One Of The Only Positive Pieces Of Advice That I Was Ever Given Was That Supplied By An Old Courtier Who Observed: Only Two Rules Really Count. Never Miss An Opportunity To Relieve Yourself; Never Miss A Chance To Sit Down And Rest Your Feet.