When You Are Too Old To Play

I Wanted To Be An Up-to-date King. But I Didn't Have Much Time.

Perhaps One Of The Only Positive Pieces Of Advice That I Was Ever Given Was That Supplied By An Old Courtier Who Observed: Only Two Rules Really Count. Never Miss An Opportunity To Relieve Yourself; Never Miss A Chance To Sit Down And Rest Your Feet.

The Thing That Impresses Me Most About America Is The Way Parents Obey Their Children.

I Have Found It Impossible To Carry The Heavy Burden Of Responsibility.

Of Course, I Do Have A Slight Advantage Over The Rest Of You. It Helps In A Pinch To Be Able To Remind Your Bride That You Gave Up A Throne For Her.