When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves

It May Be The Way The Cookie Crumbles On Madison Avenue, But In Hong Kong Its The Way The Egg Rolls.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

To Err Is Human - And To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.