Love Is So Confusing - You Tell

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'