A Toast To The Weapons Of War,

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.