A Toast To The Weapons Of War,

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

The Chance To Be Seen As A Warm, Witty Guy Is Too Good An Opportunity For A Politician To Miss.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.