A Toast To The Weapons Of War,

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.