When Was The Last Time You Had

Metaphor Is One Of A Group Of Problem-solving Medicines Known As Figures Of Speech Which Are Normally Used To Treat Literal Thinking And Other Diseases.

Why Did You Make It So Hard For Me? I'd Rather Empty The Ocean With A Sieve. I Do It For You. Or Count The Grains Of Sand On Every Beach. All For You. There Are So Many People, So Many Countries. But I Have Time. All The Time In The World. Eternity.

Hell Changes Constantly But There Are Certain Consistent Landmarks Which Always Stay In The Same Relation To One Another.

When ["wonder Woman" Creator William Moulton] Marston Died In 1947, They Got Rid Of The Pervy Elements, And Instantly Sales Plummeted. Wonder Woman Should Be The Most Sexually Attractive, Intelligent, Potent Woman You Can Imagine. Instead She Became This Weird Cross Between The Virgin Mary And Mary Tyler Moore That Didn't Even Appeal To Girls.

The 'medium' Is Unaware Of Its Attractiveness, That's All. Everyone Loves Comics. I've Proven This To My Own Satisfaction By Handing Them Out To Acountants, Insurance Brokers, Hairdressers, Mothers Of Children, Black Belts, Pop Stars, Taxi Drivers, Painters, Lesbians, Doctors Etc. Etc. The X-files, Buffy, The Matrix, X-men - Mainstream Culture Is Not What It Once Was When Science Fiction And Comics Fans Huddled In Cellars Like Gnostic Christians Dodging The Romans. We Should Come Up Into The Light Soon Before We Suffocate.