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Many A Man That Couldn't Direct Ye To Th' Drug Store On Th' Corner When He Was Thirty Will Get A Respectful Hearin' When Age Has Further Impaired His Mind.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

Th' Dead Ar-re Always Pop'lar. I Knowed A Society Wanst To Vote A Monyment To A Man An' Refuse To Help His Fam'ly, All In Wan Night.

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable