When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

I've Been So Relieved And So Grateful To Not Have A God To Believe In.

As Soon As I Realized That I Didn't Need Meat To Survive Or To Be In Good Health, I Began To See How Forlorn It All Is. If Only We Had A Different Mentality About The Drama Of The Cowboy And The Range And All The Rest Of It. It's A Very Romantic Notion, An Entrenched Part Of American Culture, But I've Seen, For Example, Pigs Waiting To Be Slaughtered, And Their Hysteria And Panic Was Something I Shall Never Forget.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never Liked Her.

Let Whatever's Going To Happen, Happen. Don't Judge It Before You Do It. Sure, Sometimes It Will Be Terrible, But Sometimes It Will Just Be Amazing. That's Where The Gold Is.