When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny

Why Can't We Build Orphanages Next To Homes For The Elderly? If Someone Were Sitting In A Rocker, It Wouldn't Be Long Before A Kid Will Be In His Lap.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

Now Men And Women Are Separate And Unequal. We Should Be Hand In Hand; In Fact, We Should Have Our Arms Around One Another.

I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never Liked Her.

I Make Fun Whenever I Go. If I Go To Restaurant By Myself, Rest Assured, People Will Be Talking About It.