I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never

For The Love Of God, Will Someone Please Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars?

I Make Fun Whenever I Go. If I Go To Restaurant By Myself, Rest Assured, People Will Be Talking About It.

I Think Husbands And Wives Should Live In Separate Houses. If There's Enough Money, The Children Should Live In A Third.

When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny All The Time.

Now Men And Women Are Separate And Unequal. We Should Be Hand In Hand; In Fact, We Should Have Our Arms Around One Another.