When People Are Finding Meaning In Things

I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To The Best Of My Knowledge They Are Not In Season.

All The Things You Can Talk About In Anyone's Work Are The Things That Are Least Important.

I Have Given Up Considering Happiness As Relevant.

Having Got Into Bed And Turned Out The Light, I Quietly Burst Into Tears Because I Am Not A Good Person. As They Came And Went For Some Minutes, I Was Concerned With The Words Following 'because' In The Previous Sentence, Rewriting Them Over And Over In My Head Until They Seemed To Be As Close To The Truth As It Was Possible For Me To Make Them.

If You're Doing Nonsense It Has To Be Rather Awful, Because There'd Be No Point.