To Take My Work Seriously Would Be

If You're Doing Nonsense It Has To Be Rather Awful, Because There'd Be No Point. I'm Trying To Think If There's Sunny Nonsense. Sunny, Funny Nonsense For Children — Oh, How Boring, Boring, Boring. As Schubert Said, There Is No Happy Music. And That's True, There Really Isn't. And There's Probably No Happy Nonsense, Either.

Interviewer: What Is Your Greatest Regret? Gorey: That I Don't Have One

I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To The Best Of My Knowledge They Are Not In Season.

I Thought I'd Be A Librarian Until I Met Some Crazy Ones.

...my Least Favorite Actress Of All Time, Helena Bonham Carter. I Find Her Lack Of A Neck Very Off-putting And Especially Her Acting.