When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone

Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

Every Time I Get Something Under Control In My Own Life, The World Provides More Material.

I Have An Office In My House And One About Five Minutes From My House. I Worked Solely Out Of My House For Many Years, But Find, With Children, That I Have To Be In A Different Zip Code To Think.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.